
Daenerys expands her army once again, while weddings captivate Westeros
by BRYANT L. GRIFFIN
May-20-2013 - No Comments
Daddy decides for everybody
This review may contain spoilers Eben (Sammi Rotibi) will exchange Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) for a crystal. Without all six no one can make the skull weapon. He's hanging out at the abandoned ferry (why is it still there?) for the poetic full-circle-ness of it all. Diana (Shelley Hennig) doesn't w ...
Read MoreLooks like Warner Bros. is moving forward with reboot film after all
It's been more than a year since the producers of the original "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" film threatened fans with a remake without Joss Whedon. Just when you thought it was dead, like any horror film, it lives and is swinging that knife once again. This time, however, the weapon of choice is W ...
Read MoreA story of vampires and blood
This review may contain spoilers Richard Roman Enterprises has purchased Sucrocorp, the world's largest manufacturer of high fructose corn syrup, an ingredient in almost any processed food. It is perhaps a day from the announcement when all the food is contaminated by a turducken pacification dru ...
Read MoreCrystals, demons and prom mix poorly
This review may contain spoilers It seems that the only person in this universe with any ability to plan is John Blackwell (Joe Lando). Everyone else is too distracted by frivolity or immediate gratification needs to think past the next half hour. John gives Cassie (Britt Robertson) a spell to ...
Read MoreThe Word of God revealed
This review may contain spoilers As the boys begin to hammer on Dick's clay block without any particular regard for the durability of its contents, a massive (global?) lightning storm begins, sort of syncing with the hammering. They ignore this blatant supernatural warning. As they reveal the ...
Read MoreThe adventures of Charlie Bradbury
This review may contain spoilers This episode essentially stars guest actor and geek goddess Felicia Day (Charlene "Charlie" Bradbury), and it plays heavily to that audience with dialog and decor constantly referencing genre classics. The boys and Bobby, while present, are just background an ...
Read MoreCrystals lost and (some) traitors revealed
This review may contain spoilers Still missing of the six are Faye's (Phoebe Tonkin) family crystal, the one her mother (Natasha Henstridge) drained, and Adam's (Thomas Dekker). Since John (Joe Lando) told the witch community that witch hunters killed Jane, and Charles (Gale Harold) can't contrad ...
Read MoreSome ghost to watch over us
This review may contain spoilers With all the ghosts and ghost-specific drama like the bad ghost draining the others, this episode felt very "Being Human." Hunter friend, Annie (Jamie Luner), disappears into a haunted house; so the boys fumble around trying to find her. A portly ghost, Dexter ...
Read MoreOh, Bobby, where art thou?
This review may contain spoilers Garth Fitzgerald IV (DJ Qualls), first introduced in "Time for a Wedding!" from Season 7, is quite the character. It is miraculous how his strangely skewed world view and general incompetence combined with hunting has somehow not ended with him quickly dead. His q ...
Read MoreGuilty consciences prove fatal
This review may contain spoilers A series of victims are killed in improbable ways, such as a man on the tenth floor of an apartment building being run over by a car, or a man inside a locked room in a crowded restaurant killed by a dog that no one saw enter or leave. The boys are investigating w ...
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